Friend jokes

I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.

I heard there was a kidnapping.

Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.

It was his father's friend who was a priest.

He was just bringing him to church.

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

That one depressed friend.

My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.

In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.

"What?" Angelica replied.

"I'm a guy."

The dark side of kid songs:

You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!

When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo.

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.

So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.

The tree left him hanging though.

Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.

Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.

Too bad only one was standing. :)

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?

"We are Pickle Ricks!"

Why do emos have friends?

So they can hang with each other.

How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.