Friend jokes

I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.

My friend just told me about reverse exorcisms.

In these, the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."

Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.

I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

I played Uno with my Mexican friend.

That bastard took all the green cards!

That one depressed friend.

I heard there was a kidnapping.

Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.

It was his father's friend who was a priest.

He was just bringing him to church.

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.

"What?" Angelica replied.

"I'm a guy."

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo.

When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!

I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.

Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.

The dark side of kid songs:

You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!

I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.