Friend Jokes

Guy tells his pal...My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or boy. "Congrats man...what are you gonna name it if it's a boy? .... We're going with Trevor. Ok, what if it's a girl?... then we'll have an abortion.

I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y.

why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs

I was in a bar in Italy, me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number, I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found, I turned back then I saw Pessi running with it, shame on you Pessi for ruining my night! 😭

My mum touch my friend but she wasn’t the she’s only 12

So the other day my black friend work are group project he was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster

friend: you are joking me: joking on deez nuts

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

how can u be friends with a pedo that a musician b minor

one day my ex best friend lied about his computer died when he left the call and watched youtube

whats the difference between a gun and chips when you bring it to class everyone starts wanting to be your friend.

What is a difference between a tree tree house house for dinner and dinner today after dinner and dinner with you today after school

The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing.

Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there

Friends are very important . I have lots of friends in very high places I hope the police can talk them down

So I stayed at my friends house for a few days and I was like omg why so I am going home because I’m going to my best friend house

Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester

How ISS greets their friend. *You the BOMB*

Friend: how dark is ur humor Me: .....it... Friend: no Me:*smiles*GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!! Friend: why are you like this?