Friend jokes

Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.

I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?

"We are Pickle Ricks!"

Why do emos have friends?

So they can hang with each other.

Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.

Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.

Too bad only one was standing. :)

I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.

Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.

"What?" Angelica replied.

"I'm a guy."

That one depressed friend.

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo.

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!