The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Friend Jokes
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
