Friend jokes

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.

I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...

I used to be emo.

I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.

You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.

So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.

The tree left him hanging though.

Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."

And the other friend says, "Butt he is."

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.

"What?" Angelica replied.

"I'm a guy."

When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!

I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.

Too bad only one was standing. :)

Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.

Why do emos have friends?

So they can hang with each other.

What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?

"We are Pickle Ricks!"

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."

When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"

How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.

My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.