Friend jokes

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).

Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!

Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?

I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.

That one depressed friend.

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.

The tree left him hanging though.

Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.

Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.

Too bad only one was standing. :)

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

Why do emos have friends?

So they can hang with each other.

What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?

"We are Pickle Ricks!"

I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.

When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.

"What?" Angelica replied.

"I'm a guy."

I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.

Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.

The dark side of kid songs:

You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!