So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery
The tree left him hanging though
wut did the pickle say to his friend rick we are pickle ricks
Today Me and My Best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge and i told him to back up, R.I.P to him.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree, Too bad only one was standing. :)
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Where's, my sisters friend oh I forgot we are in Alabama
me as a 5-year-old: how do you relate to the twin towers friend : what me: everytime I thing of them I feel sad
Two friends are arguing and one friend says ̈Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs ands or buts about it ̈ and the other friend says ̈Butt He is ̈.
You never think of how people will react to an event, my friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden. He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, " You have to dig a little."
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Guy walks to his friends house his friend says “where is your girlfriend” guy says meet me at the cemetery in a week
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a teleBONE.
When my mom asks "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge would you do it?" I say "No mom..... I'd do it for free"
me and my friends are going to create a steps tribute band we are all in wheelchairs so we are going to be called ramps
My friend is gonna release a air strike, there has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes minded
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Share did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo and she died in the tsunami. Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean".
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week he swears by it, but he’s in denial
