So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake ... It was a bittersweet victory
You say to your slow friend: Damn your slower than Stephen Hawkings. And that takes some talent.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
(If it's unoriginal, I apologize. My friend gave me this joke.)
-Signed, AdmiralKizaru.
My friend said this to me: Were you born on a high way because thats where most accidents happen :(
im bored if you want to friend me in roblox my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while, and says: "Long time no see!"
When you ask your friend'Can I hear a joke. ̈ ̈Sure ̈ ̈What do orphans and orange peels have the same. ̈ ̈What? ̈ ̈They both get thrown out
Friend: Your adopted. Orphan: At least I was chosen Friend: At least I was kept
Me: i am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans
Friend: what was the first
Me: the- they weren't always orphans
friend: o-o
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts Uno Dos and leaves no trace.
Idk my friend did it
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's is blue too.
(meaning sad)
if ur sis mack u mad saw go to ur frundy home play if ur sis sud no go tell mom
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life who would it be? Me: Me Friend: *does nothing* (x_x) I forgot that I don't have friends
peoples music when friends are around : *rock*
when the are gone: "Come on vamonos, everybody let's go"
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend? Ain't you got no cents? Piggy: Actually, no. Just pork.
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
My Italian chef friend died last week: He pasta away
my friend dumped me so i stole there wheelchair have a guess who came crawling back
