I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. So, like, this person is all shocked that the tree is still standing, right? But the real kicker is their emo friend is hanging from it. Get it? Hanging? As in, they tried to off themselves. Because emos are sad and stuff. And you probably think mayonnaise is spicy.