I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
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Listen up, buttercup. So, this chucklehead played "Rock Paper Scissors" with their pal, Enyaw (hint: spell it backward). They're too lazy for jokes, but then they drop this bomb: they always "scissor." Get it? It's sapphic innuendo! You wouldn't know humor if it slapped you with a fish, you chucklehead.