Food jokes
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Memes
Meme:
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
My eggs are just like my dad... nonegg-istent.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.