Food jokes
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
My eggs are just like my dad... nonegg-istent.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.