Food jokes

My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...

So I threw a carrot at her.

Why did the tomato cross the road?

To ketchup with his friends on the other side.

What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.

Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry.

One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,

"What part of the dog did you get?"

If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.

Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?

A: A couch potato. HaHaHa

What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?

Spaghett-hehe.

What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.

Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.

What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂

What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?

BONE-Appetit!