Food jokes

Why did the tomato cross the road?

To ketchup with his friends on the other side.

My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...

So I threw a carrot at her.

What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.

Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.

What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?

"That hit the spot?"

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry.

What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂

One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,

"What part of the dog did you get?"

If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.

What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.

When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?

Spaghett-hehe.

Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.

Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)

Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!