Food jokes
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
The baby cries when I cut it, but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Memes
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...
Why are french fries rude?
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"