Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
Food Jokes
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
Why are french fries rude?
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
