Food jokes
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Memes
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
My eggs are just like my dad... nonegg-istent.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
The baby cries when I cut it, but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂