Herbivore jokes
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
Teacher: What does the pig give us? Student: Bacon.
Teacher: Very good. How about the chicken? Student: Meat.
Teacher: Good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: Homework.
Why do vegetarians give good head?
Because they’re used to eating nuts.
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.