Food jokes
Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."