Food jokes
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
Hm, free food
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.