Food jokes
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.