Food jokes
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
So the man asks me, "Jesus, how do you want your steak?"
So I said, "Well done, my good faithful servant, well done."
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Memes
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.