Food jokes
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
Memes
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"