Food jokes

Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.

Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.

Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked.

Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?

It made sour milk.

I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.

What's green and sings?

Elvis Parsley!

What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?

Roman noodles.

What is Green and Red and goes round and round?

A frog in a blender.

(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?

One can support an average family.

What did the cookie say to the milk?

What’s up duud?

If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.

Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.

What do you call meat in an oven?

Africa.

What do you call a disabled orphan?

A left over vegetables.

Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.

I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.

What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.

Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?

He got corn-ered!

haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.

What is black and long?

A line at KFC.

Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?

A: Because he is a "herbefore."

Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣