What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
Food Jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Gf: Hi.
Bf: Hi.
Gf: Did you eat yet?
Bf: Did you eat yet?
Gf: Are you copying me?
Bf: Are you coping me??
Gf: I love you.
Bf: Yeah, I ate already.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
I have a horse named Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Peanut butter 🧈?
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
