Food jokes
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Memes
My boy best friend needs to have this app rn
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.