Food jokes
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
My eggs are just like my dad... nonegg-istent.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
The baby cries when I cut it, but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.