What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Food Jokes
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
