Food jokes
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
Why are french fries rude?
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Memes
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!