Food jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
The baby cries when I cut it, but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.