Food jokes

What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂

What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?

BONE-Appetit!

My eggs are just like my dad... nonegg-istent.

what do you call a cow that fell?

Ground beef.

Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?

A: A couch potato. HaHaHa

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

The baby cries when I cut it, but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?

Because it never runs out of juice.

What does a broken down vegetable say?

I need new wheels.

What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.

What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂

The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"

Why are french fries rude?

"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."

What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?

Fruity Pebbles.

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.

Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?