Food jokes
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
My eggs are just like my dad... nonegg-istent.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
The baby cries when I cut it, but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
Why are french fries rude?
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.