Food jokes
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Memes
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
My eggs are just like my dad... nonegg-istent.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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