Food jokes
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Memes
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.