Food jokes
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
My boy best friend needs to have this app rn
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
Pizza Hut.
So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.