What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Food Jokes
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
My eggs are just like my dad... nonegg-istent.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
Please drop a like.
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
The baby cries when I cut it, but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
