Whatโs the hamburglerโs retarded cousin? Aspergler.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
Why does the orange ๐ beat the other fruits ๐ in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
The baby cries when I cut it, but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! ๐๐
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
Why are french fries rude?
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?
