Food

Food jokes

Tomato

Why did the tomato cross the road?

To ketchup with his friends on the other side.

Difference

What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.

Memes

Hot Dog

One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,

"What part of the dog did you get?"

Orphan

Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Cereal

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

Garlic

What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Milky Way

Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!

Potato Chip

Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?

A: A couch potato. HaHaHa

Yo mama

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.