Food jokes
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
Memes
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
My eggs are just like my dad... nonegg-istent.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.