Food jokes
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
My boy best friend needs to have this app rn
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”
French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait écraser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purée!”
Pizza Hut.
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Mother: How is my little cookie doing?
Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."