Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Food Jokes
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
My eggs are just like my dad... nonegg-istent.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
The baby cries when I cut it, but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
