What does Aaron eat for breakfast? food
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. Im talkin ketchup. My nlgga mustard on that BEAT!
Which nut is the worst for your diet? Donuts.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
(Phone call) This is Franks funeral home and grill where yesterday’s grief is todays beef. How may we help you ?
"Hey I heard you were a bit dow- where's John?" "He died" "oh I'm so sorry but I got you food " (after they eat) "Hey how did John taste seasoned and cooked.?"
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
would you like some wine with those french cries?
Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony, he opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk
If you are what you eat Why is Jeffrey Dahmer white
What does Can do after eating it’s vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for
whats the difference between a gay man and a freezer. a freezer doesnt scream when you put meat inside it
What do frogs 🐸 eat?
French Flies!
I did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf It was only 3/5 full
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they do not live in a swing state.
