Food

Food jokes

Hot Dog

One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,

"What part of the dog did you get?"

Orphan

Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Cereal

Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.

Memes

Garlic

What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Milky Way

Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!

Potato Chip

Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?

A: A couch potato. HaHaHa

Yo mama

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.

Mum

Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.

Pizza

Wood fired pizza?

How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O

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