Food jokes
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
Memes
Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂