Food jokes
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
Memes
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What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What did the dalmatian dog say after he finished his meal?
"That hit the spot?"
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
Why did the tomato cross the road?
To ketchup with his friends on the other side.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...
So I threw a carrot at her.
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.