if Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and i had 10 to start what do I have?
Answer -a math problem insta =carlosalvarezz
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?- Wait, no. Its too CHEESY
I ate the last of my Egyptian food and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
what country did indians invent? curry-a
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up. If you don't like them your just hard boiled
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What did Ronnie have at taco bell?
A mind-blowing bean barrito.
y do people eat cereal for breakfast?
because why not.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind
A grape chillie bean
Knock Knock moon, GIVE ME CHEESE
A man once ate the left-side of a person one guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. the man eating him said "No... it's okay he's alright now."
Why are eggs bad at puns? They always mix up their yokes!
What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasuuubi
A Chicken walks into a Bar.
He Orders Dr. Pepper
He then lays a good Scrambled Egg.
Why dont lesbians have sex in the morning. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
the reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
how do you start an Ethiopian rave? stick toast to the ceiling.
