Food jokes
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)
I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).
I gathered some "slapies."
The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!
I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!
I feed it to them!
They overreacted!
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What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.