Food jokes
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!
Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*
Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Memes
anyone here?
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!