what do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair? MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
Whats the moto for a pizza place thats also a abortion clinic: your loss is our sauce
what do they call me when i jack off pulled pork
I like My Women Like I Like My Chocolate.
Edible.
I Live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food so I called my dog over
WHat store has the most vegetables... A nursing home
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
What looks like peanut butter and jelly,and makes a woman scream? Afterbirth
Today I ate out my girlfriend.......Jefrrey Dahmer style
It was 7:00am when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep, he got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat, "What would you like for breakfast?" Billy's mom asked politely, Billy replied with "whatever dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!"
what's the difference between a little boy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it
What is trump's favorite snack? Cheetos
(get it?) (he looks like a cheeto)
what was osamas favourite food... yer nan
Hey watch me eat this African sandwich. Takes huge bite of air.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!/
What does vin diesel eat for dinner Survival Guilt
What kind of veggie is always getting it self into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a MINED food
how do you get a party started in Africa
you put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping
i went down to my frigde to grab my dinner i said to the children whose next?
