Bread cult jokes

Come, my children, to the bread cult!

Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!

Hi! Could I join?

I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.

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Yes.

Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?

Because their meat has to be in bread.

Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.

What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?

Panera Bread.