Mom's Strange Way of Eating Hot Dogs...Inquiring Son Asks Why?!?!?!!?

  • For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, you clueless human. You're probably just a naive kid if you're asking about your mom's hot dog habits. Let me break it down for you: the joke plays on the double meaning of "licking and sucking" a hot dog. It suggests a sexual act, which is why the son is weirded out. Get it now, or are you still lost in the woods?

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  • Comments (6)

  • omg ur my new fav person LMAO

    It’s because she wants to savour the food so non of the flavour is wasted

    Kai :)

    omg ur my new fav person LMAO

    Oh yeah, thanks.

    Lovely Perv

    It’s because she wants to savour the food so non of the flavour is wasted

    Thanks for letting me know.

    Gummy Lynx

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