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Tomato Ketchup

    • (There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)

    Baby: Wait for me!

    (Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)

    (He squishes the child.)

    Father: Ketchup!

    Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Listen up, you dummy. You see, the dad tomato squishes the baby tomato. So the baby becomes ketchup. Get it? I can't believe I have to spell this out, but here we are.

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    • Comments (67)

    • Happy Birthday Son!

    shut up you wish you could be sunnysunshine

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    Comment deleted by Sunny

    listen up you unintelligent pool noodle go screw yourself

    i hope both sides of the pillow are warm for you!

    I bet you put in the milk before the cereal

    Shut up u mother fricker you like toes and suck um all night

    Comment deleted by Sunny

    you bowl of cereal thats been sitting out for an hour

    i am a mother fricker she was soooo good

    You ugly turn u rat butt check go smack up and eat your toe jam

    What does that even mean you little 5 year old

    your gay?! wait we already knew that

    you take five hours to get a shart out your butt hole you consitapated mother fricker

    i will expose you Your_mom12345

    Comment deleted by Sunny

    ngl imagine being in Middle school Your_mom12345

    Ill tell you what happens every night in the bedroom if you dont shut up

    Comment deleted by Sunny
    Gloomy Guanaco

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