Tomato Ketchup

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  • (There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)

    Baby: Wait for me!

    (Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)

    (He squishes the child.)

    Father: Ketchup!

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, you dummy. You see, the dad tomato squishes the baby tomato. So the baby becomes ketchup. Get it? I can't believe I have to spell this out, but here we are.

    Comments (67)

  • Happy Birthday Son!

    NOT FUNNY. GET OFF THE WEBSITE TRYHARD

    shut up you wish you could be sunnysunshine

    Comment deleted by murder muffin
    Comment deleted by Sunny

    listen up you unintelligent pool noodle go screw yourself

    i hope both sides of the pillow are warm for you!

    I bet you put in the milk before the cereal

    Shut up u mother fricker you like toes and suck um all night

    Comment deleted by Sunny

    you bowl of cereal thats been sitting out for an hour

    i am a mother fricker she was soooo good

    You ugly turn u rat butt check go smack up and eat your toe jam

    What does that even mean you little 5 year old

    your gay?! wait we already knew that

    you take five hours to get a shart out your butt hole you consitapated mother fricker

    i will expose you Your_mom12345

    Comment deleted by Sunny

    ngl imagine being in Middle school Your_mom12345

    Ill tell you what happens every night in the bedroom if you dont shut up

    Comment deleted by Sunny
    Redundant Wren

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