(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
Listen up, you dummy. You see, the dad tomato squishes the baby tomato. So the baby becomes ketchup. Get it? I can't believe I have to spell this out, but here we are.
murder muffin
im always free bbg ;)
Your_mom12345
Me as a child
Your_mom12345
Happy memories
Sunny
Happy Birthday Son!
SunnySunshine
NOT FUNNY. GET OFF THE WEBSITE TRYHARD
your mother
screw you :)
murder muffin
shut up you wish you could be sunnysunshine
SunnySunshine
Shut up you stupid wannabe
your mother
your mom
Your_mom12345
IM YOUR MOM WTF
Your_mom12345
The OG
murder muffin
listen up you unintelligent pool noodle go screw yourself
Your_mom12345
Mouth breather
murder muffin
you unrecycled water bottle
your mother
i hope both sides of the pillow are warm for you!
Your_mom12345
I bet you pick your nose with your toes
Your_mom12345
I bet you put in the milk before the cereal
SunnySunshine
Shut up u mother fricker you like toes and suck um all night
murder muffin
you bowl of cereal thats been sitting out for an hour
Your_mom12345
Not as much as you idiot
your mother
i am a mother fricker she was soooo good
your mother
you unripe banana
Your_mom12345
You are skinniest piece of pizza
SunnySunshine
You ugly turn u rat butt check go smack up and eat your toe jam
Your_mom12345
You are a shriveled up piece of poo
Your_mom12345
What does that even mean you little 5 year old
your mother
you chucky jar of peanut butter
SunnySunshine
And now for the grand reveal
Your_mom12345
Your ugly face
Clap da cheeks
It s a me
murder muffin
youre adopted
your mother
your gay?! wait we already knew that
Your_mom12345
You take 5 hours to shart
Anonymous
no
Clap da cheeks
you take five hours to get a shart out your butt hole you consitapated mother fricker
Your_mom12345
ipad breaker
Your_mom12345
Animal hater
Clap da cheeks
clap those cheeks
Anonymous
i will expose you Your_mom12345
Clap da cheeks
You wanna be clapper
Clap da cheeks
i smell bad
Your_mom12345
Clap it girly pop
Clap da cheeks
i will clap you
your mother
we know
Clap da cheeks
oh im about to show u how to clap it
your mother
ummmmmmmm
Clap da cheeks
OMG
Your_mom12345
ill clap you first
Anonymous
ngl imagine being in Middle school Your_mom12345
Clap da cheeks
THOSE CHEEKS ARE FIRM
your mother
so firm
Anonymous
imagine😂
Clap da cheeks
yummy cheeks
Clap da cheeks
MMMMMMMMMMMM
Your_mom12345
Ill tell you what happens every night in the bedroom if you dont shut up
Clap da cheeks
*slurps cutely*
your mother
*slurp
Your_mom12345
Tickles the toes
Clap da cheeks
*dies cutely*
Anonymous
sharts
Your_mom12345
*Sharts cutely*
Your_mom12345
*Blushes*