Food jokes

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.

Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."

Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."

I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.

My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"

Charlie likes big, black chocolate.

What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?

He was roasted.

What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.

What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.

What’s a green cucumber?

A carrot.

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.

What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?

Lean beef.

What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?

"Lettuce turnip the beet!"

What's the food orphans can't eat?

Family-sized ice cream.

Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?

"Ketchup!"

I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.