Food jokes
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of cereal?
Snap, crackle, and RAP!
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!