Eel jokes
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked!
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.