Eel jokes
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked!
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.