Food jokes
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.