Food jokes
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
I had a horse named Mayo, and sometimes Mayonnaise.
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
Memes
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!
Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*
Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.