Food jokes
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
Memes
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked!
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
Weβre bananas!
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesnβt last long for fat people.
Butter believe it.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
How was the slice of cheese π§ doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.