Food jokes
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
This making me laughing so much! 🤣🤣🤣
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.
Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.
I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.
Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!