Food jokes
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
We’re bananas!
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.