Food jokes
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
Butter believe it.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long for fat people.
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Memes
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.