Food jokes
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked!
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
Weβre bananas!
Memes
anyone here?
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesnβt last long for fat people.
Butter believe it.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
How was the slice of cheese π§ doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
When a cookie πͺ wins a race, what will the crowd say?
βChip Chip Hooray!β
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!