Food

Food jokes

Marriage

I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.

Memes

Camel

What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?

A Shawarmano Cameldo!

Sex

Why don’t old people have sex?

When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?

Coconut

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

So I threw a coconut at her.

Starvation

Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!

Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*

Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?

Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.