What do you get when you eat a hamburger 🍔😋? Mustard gas.
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito? I don't eat burritos
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain. What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
what happens when you put a baby in a blender
The baby is a cherry smoothie
why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because, everybody likes a good batter!
devil : hey angel angel : hi devil why are nice ? devil : what do angels add to there food to make it i little more spicy? angel : what? devil : angelpinos
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."
I had a joke about pizza, it's just to cheesy.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn't!
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
what do you call a cow with no legs ground meat
eat cockroaches
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean (uh)
Parents are like food not all kids get them
Cheese gimme cheese
( inspired by a friend)
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food
