Food jokes
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long for fat people.
Butter believe it.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.