Food jokes
Daikon legs.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
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