Pudding jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.

I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.

Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!

I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.

My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?

It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.

What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?

Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?