Pudding jokes

I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.

Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!

I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.

My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?

It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.

What do gay men like cocks?

🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋

Curry.

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍨 🍨 🍨 🍨

Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.

My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter