What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Food Jokes
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Chicken
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
