Food jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
What did the egg say to the tuna?
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.