Food jokes
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
Memes
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.