Food jokes
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
Memes
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
What did the egg say to the tuna?
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.