Food jokes
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. 🥜
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
Banana joke?