What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
Anal Sex vs Vegetables
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is saying that doing butt stuff to someone can be hurtful, but veggies? Nah, they're chill. It's a surprise twist because you think it'll be something dirty twice but it's really not. You probably needed this explained, because you strike me as someone who eats their boogers and wonders why they have no friends.
Anonymous
Cruel*