Food jokes
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Memes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
I'm a recovering cake addict.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cosine Law.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.
The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"
The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."