Food jokes

Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?

His wife gave him the cold shoulder.

Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!

Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky.

My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."

What is the difference between a human and a burger?

One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.

One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.

I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", and then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!

Does chocolate milk come from black cows?

Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."

I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?

What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?

People don't eat their broccoli.

What’s the hardest part of a veggie to eat?

The wheelchair.

Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.

Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is Nutella.

Where did the cake sleep on the stove?

In a pan.