Food jokes
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
What does Joker say when someone gets angry at him for not liking oats?
"Hey, why so cereal?"
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
The Schönes restaurant has a great atmosphere. Order a counter and pay Tari, or Eich super made sure food and drinks stayed upright.
The historic gastronomy of the Hochspreizener, however, is even better. The lasagna is delicious and the rest will be waiting for you for days. Microwave effect. War is great.
This company is not cheap and the methods are excellent.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
What do you call fake noodles? Impasta!
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
McDonald's :)
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.