Food jokes

A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!

What do you say to toast with bad shoes?

"Butter those."

Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.

What do Asian people eat?

Rice.

What did the Indian person say to the lady?

"Curry up, will you?"

My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!"

There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.

His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"

The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"

How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!

What do dogs eat? Dog food.

Me and my mom order Chinese food.

My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."

Would you like a piece of Africa?

Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.

What's a prostitute's favorite snack?

Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.

How do you saw an apple with no mouth?

A P P L E

What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?

WiFi chips or his shoulder?

I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂

A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.

The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"

The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?

The MIC Donald's drive-thru.

What’s the best math equation to eat?

Cosine Law.