Food jokes
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
Memes
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
What do you say to toast with bad shoes?
"Butter those."
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
What do dogs eat? Dog food.
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.