Food jokes
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.
Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.
I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.