I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you chucklehead. The joke is that the person yells "Cheese-its, Christ!" instead of "Jesus Christ!" because they live in a world made of cheese. Now, I know you're probably thinking, "But Explain bear, that's not funny!" And you're right, it's not very funny. You probably eat cheese every day, which means you stink, and you can't smell it. Go take a bath, ya stinky!