Food jokes
What did the steak say to the other steak?
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
Memes
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
Banana joke?
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
Curry must hurry.