Food jokes
Chicken
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
Memes
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What did an orange say the day before going to work?
"Back to the rind!"
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.