Food jokes
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
That was a really crappy bun!
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Curry must hurry.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
I breathe in African food.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.