Food jokes
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!