What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Food Jokes
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
What is a mouseâs đ favorite side order?
Cheese Fries đđ
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
Iâve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIANâS jokes.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because theyâre always dropping fresh MELON!
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
Whatâs the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles arenât as tasty in a jar.
Whatâs the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
