Food jokes
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
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Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH on the side.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!