Food jokes
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
That was a really crappy bun!
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
I breathe in African food.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
Curry must hurry.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.