Food jokes

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

Why are apples and orphans the same?

They always get picked on.

That was a really crappy bun!

Taco Bell makes you crappy.

I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?

After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.

What is one thing humans do before they eat?

They beat their meat to make nuggets.

Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.

The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?

Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.

What is the definition of polish sausage?

🐴🍖 Horse meat.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples actually get picked.

What did the steak say to the other steak?

What is the cheapest meat?

"Deer balls," they're under a buck!

What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?

Octopie!

Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?

Because they both split away from their family.

What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?

The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.

What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?

"What's the big dill?"

The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"

"I ate New York hot dogs."

I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.