What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
Food Jokes
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Don't crack this joke up!
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Where is Freshfry?
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
Daikon legs.
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Do nut get in my way.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Milk (DYM 115).
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
