Food jokes
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Milk (DYM 115).
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
Memes
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?