Food jokes

What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?

"Who's the special today?"

Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?

Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.

If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?

What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.

Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.

What does an apple and an orphan have in common?

One gets picked.

Nah, they eat emo meals.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.

Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.

What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.

What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?

They both are hung.

I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.

Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.

What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.

Wiener.

Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?

It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...

If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?

Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.

Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.

Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.

Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.

Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!