Food jokes
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Memes
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Billy Bob like pineapple.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?