Food jokes
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Memes
cane sauce
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
Daikon legs.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!