Food jokes
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
I was crying while my dad was cutting onions in the kitchen. Onions was such a good dog.
Who makes the best anteaters?
Uncle's... (Aunt eaters)
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
Johnny, Johnny. Yes, Papa? Eating dick? Yes, Papa.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
You are a fat pig.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
If you eat pussy, and if you are what you eat, does that mean eating pussy makes you a pussy?
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
Why did the cow lick your mum?
Because she had a cream pie.
What's the same thing between milk and a kid with cancer?
They both have an expiry date.
What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.