Food jokes
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
What kind of pizza do Asians get?
Prain.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.