What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
Food Jokes
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
Eating a clock is so time-consuming.
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
