Food jokes
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair! ♿
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?
"HEY THAT’S MY MILK!"
One day, a lady and her husband were talking and it was time for dinner. He got up and sat at the dining room table, and the lady brought the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him. "What's this?" he said. The lady said, "A piece of shit...honey! Want some water to drink?"
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
Don't crack this joke up!
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
Eating a clock is so time-consuming.
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.