Food jokes
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
Memes
SPAGHETTI DEMON
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Billy Bob like pineapple.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Mama milky?
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
Your mum eats cabbage.