Food jokes
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
Daikon legs.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Billy Bob like pineapple.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.