Food jokes
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If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Where is Freshfry?
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
Memes
Daikon legs.
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Do nut get in my way.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Milk (DYM 115).
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
What's a dumbfuck's favorite condiment to put on his burger?
Re-tarter sauce.
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
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