Food jokes
Mama milky?
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
Memes
What Pringels see
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
Billy Bob like pineapple.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹