Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Food Jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
What did the tomato say to the tomato ketchup?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Do nut get in my way.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
