Food jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Memes
POV: fishing in the city
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
Don't crack this joke up!
Do nut get in my way.
Do nut get in my way.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Where is Freshfry?