Food jokes
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Memes
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Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
Your mum eats cabbage.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"