Food jokes
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Why couldnât an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesnât have a family.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
Memes
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
What do you call someone whoâs afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
What do you call Panera bread when itâs on top of someone?
Panera head.