If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Food Jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair! ♿
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Mama milky?
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
Billy Bob like pineapple.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
