Food jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
Memes
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
My Butterfingers slipped.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
🎉🎇🎊🎆🎈
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.