Food jokes
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Spaghetti-ashannaise
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
🎉🎇🎊🎆🎈
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!