Food jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Your mum eats cabbage.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Memes
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair! ♿
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?