Food jokes
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!
"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.
After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.
During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."
Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA