Food jokes
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?
Strong to the finish.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.