Pizza place jokes
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it鈥檚 pizza day! 馃槀
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
You, I didn鈥檛 see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 馃槺馃槺馃槺馃槺 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 馃榿. The end or is it bye-bye?
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!