Food jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.