Food jokes
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
What's up with airline food?
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
My Butterfingers slipped.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.