Food jokes
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I dare you not to laugh
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.