What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
Food Jokes
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Your mum eats cabbage.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
