Food jokes
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.