
Food jokes
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
I make baby mush.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
Why are cheetahs the best animals?
The cheetah is the fastest land animal in the world. They can reach a top speed of around 113 km per hour.
A cheetah can accelerate from 0 to 113 km in just a few seconds.
Cheetahs are extremely fast; however, they tire quickly and can only keep up their top speed for a few minutes before they are too tired to continue.
Cheetahs are smaller than other members of the big cat family, weighing only 45 – 60 kilograms.
One way to always recognize a cheetah is by the long, black lines which run from the inside of each eye to the mouth. These are usually called “tear lines,” and scientists believe they help protect the cheetah’s eyes from the harsh sun and help them to see long distances.
Cheetahs are the only big cat that cannot roar. They can purr though and usually purr most loudly when they are grooming or sitting near other cheetahs.
While lions and leopards usually do their hunting at night, cheetahs hunt for food during the day.
A cheetah has amazing eyesight during the day and can spot prey from 5 km away.
Cheetahs cannot climb trees and have poor night vision.
With their light body weight and blunt claws, cheetahs are not well designed to protect themselves or their prey. When a larger or more aggressive animal approaches a cheetah in the wild, it will give up its catch to avoid a fight.
Cheetahs only need to drink once every three to four days.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
What are the basic ingredients when a cannibal makes a sandwich?
2 slices of Brad.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
I like pie.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
