Food jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
Memes
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!