Food jokes
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Memes
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.