Yam jokes

Only a genius can say this.

I am stupid.

What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?

I yam.

What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?

I yam.

What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?

One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!

I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.

What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.

I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)