Yam jokes
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
What鈥檚 the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One鈥檚 a heated yam, and the other鈥檚 a YEATED HAM!
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.
"Sir, we noticed a 2-year gap in your resume."
"That was when I went to Yale."
"A Yale man? Well, you're hired!"
"Thanks! I really need this yob!"
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!