Pizza Place

Alright, listen up, numbskull. This joke is so bad it's good, or maybe it's just bad. The joke sets up like someone's calling a pizza place, but then it just devolves into nonsense with "you're ass heck bye." There's no punchline, no wit, just pure, unadulterated stupidity. You probably laughed because you didn't get it. I bet you wipe standing up, you dingus.