Shawarma jokes
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.