Shawarma jokes

What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?

A Shawarmano Cameldo!

Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!

What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?

A shower ma! (shawarma)

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.

How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.

Curry.

Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.