Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Alright, listen up, dummy. So, like, the chicken crossed the road, right? But instead of some normal reason, it's going to KFC. Get it? KFC is a place that sells...wait for it...CHICKEN! So the chicken is going to its own doom. I'm just gonna assume you didn't know KFC sold chicken because you look like you eat dirt, but maybe I am wrong.