Food jokes
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
Memes
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?