Food jokes
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
What's the worst part about eating vegetables from the hospital?
The life support cord.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"