Food jokes
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
Curry must hurry.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
"You’re the milk to my cookies."
Beef beef beef? TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."