Food jokes
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
Memes
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.