Food jokes
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Why couldnāt an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesnāt have a family.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Memes
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
The only thing running in THIS familyās your big ass mouth! Oh, Iād better shut up, or Big Berthaās gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
What hurts the most? š¹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
Silly joke! Whereās my natcho? You have it :excuse me itās nacho cheese š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. š
(I know it's cringe!)