Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
Food Jokes
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
Wiener.
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
That's caketasic!
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
