Food jokes
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?