Food jokes
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
What's up with airline food?
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.