How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
Food Jokes
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
