Food jokes
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
Memes
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.