Food jokes
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
cane sauce
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Mama milky?
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Billy Bob like pineapple.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!