Food jokes
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mama milky?
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Billy Bob like pineapple.