Food jokes
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Memes
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho Cheese!
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!