Food jokes

What do you say to toast with bad shoes?

"Butter those."

What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?

Chopped Junior!

Why is it good to be an orphan?

Because every bag of chips is family sized.

You're so poor, you like postcards for food.

I told a cookie a joke the other day.

It just crumbled.

What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.

I don't want to taco about myself.

What kind of bear has no teeth?

A gummy bear.

Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.

Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lactose!

What type of bee makes milk?

A boobee.

Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."

Why did the tomato blush?

Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.

Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.

My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.

So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D

I ate all of your mommy's orphans.

How do you get a baby out of a blender?

With Doritos!

What do most disabled people eat?

Their arm.

What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?

"STUPID VINIGGER!"

So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:

Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?

Student: PIGS!

Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?

Student: SHEEP!

Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.

Student: IK where that comes from!

A FAT COW! 😂😂