Food jokes
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!