Hi I like food
why does the flash eat ostreges because he likes fast food
Wolf looks like a fox It has the sharpest claws It has a bushy tail To eat it doesn't fail It has a coat of red My grandmother has said It hunts for search of food It is never never good
1 Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use? A) Head and Sholders 2 Q) what’s Stephens favourite food? A) Sholders For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Krusty nut
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
