Food jokes
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
What is the definition of kinky according to a Canadian?
Giving a blowjob to a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise.
"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.