Food jokes
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."