Food jokes
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Some guy: making a sandwich.
Me: *rages* to put the ham in!
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"