Food jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
That's caketasic!
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...
🧀: C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀: You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
Spread the love!
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer, but they only had 2 dollars each.
Christopher got an idea and ran away to the butcher to see if he could get something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys.
"Are you crazy?!" said Tony to Christopher. "We don't have any money!"
"Take it easy now," said Christopher. "I have a plan."
When they finished drinking everything up, Christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth.
The bartender saw what they did and threw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub.
After the 10th pub, Tony said: "I can't do this anymore. I am drunk, and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk."
"How do you think I feel?" said Christopher, exhausted. "I dropped the sausage in the 3rd pub!"
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.