Food jokes
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
Memes
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"