Food jokes
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables?
Fitting the wheelchair in.
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What do you call a pig that pulled a leg? Pulled pork.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."