Food jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
Wiener.
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
Memes
ChEesE
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
That's caketasic!
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
I’d be muffin without you.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
What do you call a sleeping cow?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs?
Ground beef.