Food jokes
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Memes
POV: fishing in the city
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.