Once a bird went to search for food. Then suddenly he saw grain on a road. When he saw a bullock cart, he said, "That's too far away." Then the bullock immediately came, and the king bird came, and the deceitful bird said, "Sorry, Majesty, I was wrong to eat this on the road." And then he died, and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it.
Mrs. Kadie, I heard about this Mr. Beast video about veggie burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again.
Mr. Beast: Today we're gonna be eating a hot tender burger.
Mrs. Kadie: OMG he didn't say vegan!
Viewers: HAHAHA we tricked you!
Mrs. Kadie: That's it Mr. Beast, we're gonna pour blood on your face!
Mr. Beast & Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
What's the fastest cake? Scone!
My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.
Now she's having a breakfast.
What is an obese lady's blood type?
Nutella.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?
"I look like an umbrella."
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
