Food jokes
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
Memes
Don't squint your eyes
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.