Food jokes
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
I was thinking about jelly this morning. It reminded me to take out the trash.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Billy Bob like pineapple.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Mama milky?
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].