Food jokes
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?
Strong to the finish.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
You smell like tap water and cornflakes.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times!
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What do you say when you see a pig making bread? He's bacon.
What do bananas wear into battle? Banana-rama!
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!