Food jokes
Catholic men say eating broccoli is like anal sex.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
Memes
POV: fishing in the city
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese’s cups or Starbursts, and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, Izzy.
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!