A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
Food Jokes
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
He jizzes canned cheese.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
