Food jokes
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Memes
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One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
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What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?