Food jokes
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Memes
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
What is the difference between onions and my dead grandma?
I cried when I cut up the onions.
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Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
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What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.