Food jokes
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
dino nuggie cult
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
What's bad? A nut allergy.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!