Food jokes
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Pop a choccy milk!
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
What is the difference between onions and my dead grandma?
I cried when I cut up the onions.
when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
You want a pizza from me!!!!
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!