Food jokes
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
SPAGHETTI DEMON
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
I ate my mom.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"