Food jokes
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
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What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.