When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
Food Jokes
Mom: Hey hun, need some money for lunch at school?
Son: No, I got 1k already.
Mom: Wait, what, how?
Son: Mom's wallet is magic.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times!
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Egg?
I am mis-steak.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
