Food jokes
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
One day, there were two muffins in an oven. One of the muffins said, "Man, it's hot in here." The other one said, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!"
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
20 likes by just cheese.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜