Blind Man's Dinner

What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?

"Just ate a tasty steak!"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, genius. The blind guy tells his dog that he just ate a tasty steak. The FUNNY part is that he CAN'T SEE what he's eating! Get it now, Einstein? You're probably not even old enough to drink. Sad!

Comments (2)

Death&Decay

4 years ago

Dumb

Dark Humor

4 years ago

i don't get it 😐

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