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Blind Man's Dinner

J
Juicy
4 years ago ·
  • What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?

    "Just ate a tasty steak!"

  • 2
    • Steak
    • Man
    • Disabled
    • Blind
    • Animal
    • Dog

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, genius. The blind guy tells his dog that he just ate a tasty steak. The FUNNY part is that he CAN'T SEE what he's eating! Get it now, Einstein? You're probably not even old enough to drink. Sad!

    Comments (2)

  • D

    Death&Decay

    4 years ago

    Dumb

    D

    Dark Humor

    4 years ago

    i don't get it 😐

    TTrusting Partridge

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