Food jokes
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" 😂
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
Spinach
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
Mustard
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.