Food jokes
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.