Food jokes
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
"Orange you glad I made it?"
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana!
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
Bunger.