Food jokes
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
Memes
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta away.
Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was an impasta.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.