Food jokes
If you are what you eat, then Iām black.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
I cried when my dad cut onions.
Onions was a good dog.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Memes
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad š„.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.