Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
Why is america so bad at chess? They lost both of their towers
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
Why is the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?.......... Because they lost 2 towers and their queen
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess? Cause someone already killed their king 👑
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? CHECKMATE
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers