Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.