Checkmate jokes
Two towers.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Checkmate
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
"In chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king."
I mean, yeah, the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor, so-
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.