Twinkie jokes
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
Candy is dandy.
But liquor is quicker.
My friend gave me sugar for my birthday. She thought it was cheap; I thought it was pretty sweet.
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.
