Twinkie jokes

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!

Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?

It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜

Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

What do you call a bus full of white people?

A TWINKiE!!!

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🐓 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍨 🍨 🍨 🍨

Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?

Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.

What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?

Double trousers.

My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?

Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.