Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
Food Jokes
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
