Food jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.