Food jokes
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Memes
Toaster Strudel
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.