Food jokes
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
What do you call a cupcake with no frosting? A frosting cupcake.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!