Running from Emos

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, like, the joke is about someone, probably you, grabbin' a Happy Meal and then boltin' away from the Emo kids. Now, why would anyone do that, you ask? Well, probably 'cause the Emo kids are gonna start complaining about how the Happy Meal isn't making them happy, or some other Emo-y reason. And let's face it, you, with your refined sense of humor, ain't got time for that kinda drama!