Macaroni

Macaroni jokes

Spaghetti

My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!

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  • Town

    Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.

    Costume

    Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?

    Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*

    Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.

    Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*

    Tomato

    Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.

    (I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)