Macaroni jokes

My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!

Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?

Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*

Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.

Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*

Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.

Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.

(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)

How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!

What is italian sausage?

The dick of a gay italian.

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.

Where do poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J!" Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter "go buy yourself something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice!" They both look at Craig as he pulls out a letter. Craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THEIR BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throws down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"

You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."