Macaroni jokes

My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!

Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?

Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*

Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.

Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*

Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.

Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.

(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)

How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!

What is italian sausage?

The dick of a gay italian.

Where do poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."

I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."