Macaroni jokes
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
How do you cook macaroni? With a shark-spoon-a-rooni!
What is italian sausage?
The dick of a gay italian.
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.
I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."