Yankee Doodle's Macaroni Shop

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, Yankee Doodle, right? He's ridin' into town like a show-off on his little pony. Then, outta nowhere, he decides to open a pasta shop and start crankin' out macaroni. It's funny because it makes absolutely no dang sense. You wouldn't expect that from a dude who rides a pony into town. Next thing you know, you'll be tellin' me that turtles can fly.