Food jokes
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
I started crying when Dad began to cut onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake! 🎂🥳
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.