Food jokes
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor? Porn Cocktail.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
Three friends were stuck in the desert. They were struggling and trying to find food when they found a magical lamp. They rubbed it and out came a genie, and the genie says, "Each of you friends get to have one wish." So the first friend said, "I wish to go home," same as the second one. The third friend said, "I'm lonely. I wish my friends were with me!"
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first. "Moo!" says the second.
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.