What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Food Jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
Suck all the bread!
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺
What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
What did one plate say to the other plate?
"Dinner's on me."
I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.
I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
