Food jokes
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Memes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
Suck all the bread!
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺
What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
What did one plate say to the other plate?
"Dinner's on me."
I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.
I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.